90 Day Haiku

A romantic misadventure told in seventeen syllables at a time

You play as Randy Weston, a loud and overconfident traveler looking for love in a pixelated land that is far more complicated than he expected. Randy expresses himself exclusively through haiku. This is not a choice. It is a curse. Or maybe a gift. Either way, you're stuck with it.

You must talk to strangers, give them oddly specific gifts, and somehow win their hearts. If you can collect every heart, you just might convince one of them to come back with you and begin the long and emotionally confusing visa process. That is, if you can survive the embarrassment.

What to Expect
• All conversations are in haiku whether it makes sense or not
• Gift-giving is how you connect with people, for better or worse
• Every character has their own weird story and feelings about Randy
• You cannot win everyone over, but you can definitely try too hard
• The world is strange, poetic, and mostly unimpressed by you

There is no perfect ending. But that has never stopped Randy before.

This is a game about awkward flirting, misplaced confidence, and the small chance that someone might find your nonsense charming. Good luck.